Recently, I have been noticing that this dog has been developing more and more “human traits”. In addition to the endless hours I spend on the computer and talking on the Iphone…
I have developed the most peculiar habit of “stress eating”. Yes, stress eating. It seems as if every time a stressful event occurs…such as an unknown car pulling up in the driveway….in addition to barking, I run over to my food bowl, grab a few pieces of kibble and start chewing and I’m not even hungry?? I mean, come on, what dog eats when they are not hungry? I mean could you picture a pack of wolves, sitting around the fire “all stressed out” about where their next meal might be coming from and chewing on some kibble. Unimaginable! Yet, I do it. I’m not sure how this all came about. Perhaps, it crept up on me slowly. I think it all started back in puppyhood, when mom would throw kibble across the floor to encourage me to eat. (Another human like trait, “Blame parents for bad habits”). After all, I was so young and innocent at the time, how did I know that this simple act of chasing kibble would lead me to a life of full blown kibble chewing addiction!
I can’t blame mom entirely, I mean I was a problem eater from the start and I only weighed two pounds. I guess she figured I would perish if she didn’t make eating fun. Fortunately for me, that was in the past and according to Cesar Milan dogs live in the NOW. So I need to focus on what I can do today. Maybe since this is a human like problem, I will handle it in a human like way. I heard that there are other dogs facing this very same challenge and they are meeting next week. Although since I am still not fully comfortable discussing this “problem of mine” with strange dogs, I’ve decided to go in disguise. It would go something like this…
There. That wasn’t so bad.
But what if Fido magazine gets wind of this! I might end up on the cover and my bad habit exposed for all the world to see!





































